FLOWER ALLEY (USA)
Distorted Humor – Princess Olivia (Lycius)
Flower Alley (USA) | chestnut | 2002 | 16.3hh
2026 Fee: R20 000 + VAT live foal
Champion son of REDOUTE’S CHOICE
PEDIGREE INFORMATION
TRACK RECORD
5 wins, 1600-2000m in USA, earnings $2.5 million.
Timeform 127 (2nd highest rated 3yo in USA in 2005)
at 3 WON Gr1 Travers S. (2000m)
WON Gr2 Jim Dandy S. (1800m)
WON Gr2 Lane’s End S. (1800m)
2nd Gr1 Breeder’s Cup Classic (2000m)
2nd Gr2 Arkansas Derby (1800m)
2nd Gr2 Dwyer S. (1700m)
at 4 WON Gr3 Salvator Mile S. (1800m)
CHAMPIONSHIP SIRE
SIRE LINE
DISTORTED HUMOR – multiple G2 & G3 winner in USA, G1 placed, to 1800m (rated 117);
sire of G1 winners of both sexes; Champion Freshman Sire USA; Champion Sire USA (twice); #2 NA Sire by lifetime % of BTW (2017); Leading Broodmare Sire (2017); Sire-of-sires;
Notable progeny incl Funny Cide (02c – Slewacide, Little Current);
Drosselmeyer (07c – Moscow Ballet, Slew O’Gold); Flower Alley (02c – Lycius, Sadler’s Wells; sire); Hystericalady (03f – Northair, El Oriental); Commentator (01c – Storm Bird, Woodman); Regal Ransom (06c – Red Ransom, Deputy Minister); A Shin Cool D (06f – Storm Cat, Caro); Boisterous (07c – Cox’s Ridge, Majestic Light); Ironicus (11c – AP Indy, Spectacular Bid); Any Given Saturday (04c – A.P. Indy, Spectacular Bid; sire); Awesome Humor (00f – Pass The Tab, Cox’s Ridge); Pathfork (08c – Sadler’s Wells, Riverman; sire); Aesop Fables (09c – Sadler’s Wells, Blushing Groom); Jimmy Creed (09c) – Citidancer, Allen’s Prospect); Fourty Niners Son (01c – Alleged, Conquistador Cielo); Bit Of Whimsy (04f – El Prado, Pia Star); Sharp Humor (03c – Hansel, Believe It; sire); Alternation (08c – Seattle Slew, Green Dancer); Distorted Legacy (07f – Private Account, Hoist The Flag); Shumoos (09f – Storm Cat, Cryptoclearance); Hello Pretty (01c – Blazing Sword, Raami); Justenuffhumor (05c – Broad Brush, Lear Fan); Slow Pace (08c – Seattle Slew, El Gran Senor); Do It All (07c – Dynaformer, Caerleon); Quip (15c – Indian Charllie, Boston Harbor) etc.
KIN-BREEDING: Distorted Humor is kinbred bottom female-line 4×4 Courtesy x Gay Rig,
involving duplications of mares Mumtaz Begum, Selene (Canterbuty Pilgrim), Maid Of The Mist. Conventional wisdom has it that Distorted Humor’s best offspring have La Troienne in the female line (Distorted Humor himself is free of La Troienne).
Forty Niner lines sires in South Africa: Flower Alley, Pathfork (Distorted Humor),
Trippi (End Sweep), Gold Standard (Trippi); Kildonan (Rich Man’s Gold)
FEMALE LINE
FEMALE LINE
1st dam
Princess Olivia (95f, Lycius): 3 wins at 2 in N-America; dam of
FLOWER ALLEY (02c, Distorted Humor): subject stallion
TOSEN RA (08c, Deep Impact): 4 wins, 1600-1800m in Japan, Gr1 Mile Championship, Gr2
Kyoto Kinen, Gr3 Kisaragi Sho; 2nd Gr1 Tenno Sho, Gr2 Sho St Lite Kinen, Gr2 Kyoto Kinen, Gr3 Kokura Kinen; 3rd Gr1 Kikuka Sho (Japanese St Leger) (TFR 122); sire in Japan (2015)
SPIELBERG (09c, Deep Impact): 6 wins, 1800-2000m in Japan, Gr1
Tenno Sho; 3rd Gr1 Japan Cup, Gr2 Mainichi Okan (TFR 123); sire in Japan (2016)
Blooming Alley (07f, Symboli Kris S): 4 wins in Japan; 3rd Gr2 Sho Flora S.
Flowerette (04f, Victory Gallop): did not race; dam of
Arraignment (08c, Include): 5 wins, 1600-1800m in N-America; 3rd Gr3 British Columbia Derby
RUN TIME (13c, Gio Ponti): 3 wins in USA, Allen Jerkins S. Ludington (03c, Black Minnaloushe): 6 wins in USA He’s Souper (01c, Alphabet Soup): 6 wins in USA
2nd dam
Dance Image (90f, Sadler’s Wells): did not race; dam of
Internet Commander (01f, Deputy Commander): 6 wins, Champion 2yo filly in Jamaica
Princess Olivia (95f, Lycius): – see above
3rd dam
Diamond Spring (77f, Vaguely Noble): won in France; dam of
DROITURE (83f, Far North): 4 wins in France & USA, Gr3 Prix Duc d’Anjou
Depute (84c, Irish River): 2 wins in France & USA; 2nd Prix de Courcelles, Prix Jacques Laffitte; 3rd Prix Isonomy
Didwana (82f, Nijinsky): 2 wins in France; 3rd Prix des Tuileries; dam of
Desir de Dieu (88c, Saint Cyrien): won in France; 2nd Prix Robert de Cholet
Diamantaire (88f, Irish River): won at 2 in France; dam of
Devika (93f, Alzao): 3 wins in Germany; dam of
DONATELLO (01c, Auenadler): 4 wins in Germany & France, Heel-Cup-(L), SprintPreis-(L), Prix Contessina-(L); 2nd Gr2 Goldene Peitsche, Gr3 Benazet Rennen (TFR 115)
Diavolina (87f, Lear Fan): won in France; dam of
GO BOLDLY (94c, Sadler’s Wells): 2 wins in France, GP de Lyon; 2nd Prix Pelleas; 3rd Gr2 GP de Vichy, Gr3 Spreti-Rennen (TFR 108)
POLISH SPRING (93f, Polish Precedent): 7 wins in UK & USA, Pago Hop S.-(L), Furl Sail Hcp; 2nd Pebbles Hcp-(L)
Golden Way (97f, Cadeaux Genereux): 2 wins in UK; dam of
ASHKAL WAY (02c, Ashkalani): 9 wins in UK & USA, Gr1 Citation Hcp, Gr2 Kelso’s BC Hcp, Gr2 Bernard Baruch Hcp, Elkwood S., Lure S.-(L); 2nd Gr2 Fourstardave Hcp (TFR 120)
SENTIERO ITALIA (12f, Medaglio d’Oro): 5 wins, Gr2 Lake Placid S., Gr2 Sands Point S.; 2nd Gr1 Flower Bowl S.; 3rd Gr1 Challenge Cup
Dance Image (90f, Sadler’s Wells): – see above
Tabulated Pedigree
| Distorted Humor (USA) 1993 | Forty Niner 1985 | MR PROSPECTOR | Raise A Native – Native Dancer |
| Gold Digger – Nashua | |||
| File | Tom Rolfe – Ribot | ||
| Continue – Double Jay | |||
| Danzigs Beauty 1987 |
Danzig | NORTHERN DANCER – Nearctic | |
| Pas De Nom – Admiral’s Voyage | |||
| Sweetest Chant | Mr Leader – Hail To Reason | ||
| Gay Sonnet – Sailor | |||
| Princess Olivia (USA) 1995 | Lycius 1988 |
MR PROSPECTOR | Raise A Native – Native Dancer |
| Gold Digger – Nashua | |||
| Lypatia | Lyphard – NORTHERN DANCER | ||
| Hypatia – High Hat | |||
| Dance Image 1990 |
Sadler’s Wells | NORTHERN DANCER – Nearctic | |
| Fairy Bridge – Bold Reason | |||
| Diamond Spring | Vaguely Noble – Vienna | ||
| Dumfries – Reviewer |
Breeding news
Tuesday double for Flower Alley
Wilgerbosdrift’s evergreen stallion Flower Alley came up with a pair of winners at the Vaal on Tuesday.
Flower Alley’s first success on Tuesday came when his daughter Damova made all to win the sixth race on the card.
Under a well judged ride from Craig Zackey, the...
Flower Alley gelding wins on debut
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His three-year-old son Banyan made the perfect start to his career when he made a winning debut at Turffontein. Under Louis Nhlapo, the Johan Janse Van Vuuren...
Flower Alley gelding wins Magical Zulu Kingdom 2200
Wilgerbosdrift’s evergreen stallion Flower Alley had another good payday at Hollywoodbets Greyville on Saturday.His gutsy son Otto Luyken made it back to back feature race wins when victorious in the G3 Magical Zulu Kingdom 2200 (2200m) on Saturday.Trained by James...










